Friday, July 01, 2011

Half-yearly obscure google searches and blog stats

Can you believe 2011 is half over?! I can't.

Given this milestone, I though it would be a good time to look at my 2011 blog stats and most random google searches.

I'll start with the Top 10 most random google searches that lead people to my blog in 2011...
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"my entire life is up in the air"
That sounds stressful. I'm unsure about how you thought google could help you with this. Maybe you feel better now that you’ve confessed that to google?

"what do i want for my birthday?"
This proves that google has eliminated the ability of people to think for themselves. Try this… Go on Amazon.com and click around. If you see something you like but don’t have, you can ask for that for your birthday. You’re welcome.

"my dog comes to the bedroom only at night"
Sounds like a question that could be better answered by Caesar Millan. Caesar, any thoughts on this one?

"do we engrave the door knocker with the year we got married?"
Sure! Really the door knocker engraving possibilities are endless. But I’d recommend against just picking a random year to engrave because then people will forever be asking you something like “what happened in 1991?” and that will get annoying quickly.

"where did the hand on hip pose come from?"
I’m not sure if “came” from anywhere. Putting your hand on your hip is rather intuitive and natural. Try it, you’ll see.

"broke both my arms same time."
Jeez louise, how are you even typing? Go the ER already.

"wedding blues support group"
If you’re feeling sad about getting married you don’t need a support group, you need to not get married. Simple.

"I don't like name tessa"
I’m sorry. I kinda like it. I wonder if Tessa was the “mean girl” of your high school? Again, why would you google that? Are you looking for some Tessa-hating chatboard?

"battle star gallactica wedding dresses"
Oh good gracious, I don’t even want to begin to imagine the geekery of a battlestar gallactica themed wedding. I shall probably have nightmares tonight.

"newlywed next store"
It’s newlyweds next DOOR. Not STORE.

Now, the Top 10 blogs that referred people to my blog in 2011...
In This Wonderful Life
Jimmy Choos and Tennis Shoes
First Comes Love
Chapters
Tales of the Tress
Pineapples and Pickles
Brown Girl Blogs
In No Simple Language
Link Chic Runner
From L.A. to LA

Thanks for the link love, friends!

And here are the top 10 pages with the most hits in 2011...
The Baby Bucket List
Healthier PW Chicken Spaghetti
2011 Reading Plan
10 Ways to Beat Post-Wedding Blues
I Love USC
My Family
The Zeros Decade in Review
Newlywed Survival Kit
Dream Home Wine Rooms
Our Anniversary Shoot/Trash the Dress Pictures

LinkAnd finally, where are you, my dear readers? These are the top 10 states that visited blog most frequently in 2011...
California
Texas
Illinois
Florida
Virginia
Georgia
Massachusetts
Washington
North Carolina
New York

17 comments:

sherri lynn said...

haha all of the weird google searches made me laugh - especially your responses to them! This was a great post, super creative!

Tiffanie {Pineapples and Pickles} said...

haha! these are too funny! thanks for making me laugh this morning.

Dee Stephens said...

those are some funny searches!! i read your baby bucket list too! Loved it :) Happy 4th.

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

Wow, you have a lot of funny google searches! Most of mine actually make sense like "Mrseyecansee" or "worth the squeeze" Recently some did search "big vag" That made me laugh!

Fabiola said...

Ok, these google searches are odd to say the least ; )

I cannot believe it either, it is already July. As my co-worker says, in a snap of fingers Christmas will be here ; )

Rachel said...

Of course Virginia is on that list! Soon NC will be at the top of the list :)

Sonya said...

Love your responses to those funny searches!

In this wonderful life... said...

those searches crack me up!!!

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

Seeing how people come to the blogs are the best. That's one of the main reasons why I love google analytics.

Shoshanah said...

Yeah for being in the top 10 referred blogs!

And as the breaking both your arms at the same time.... yeah not so fun... especially when its at your friend's birthday party at Knotts Berry Farm. And it's in June, so you can't swim the entire summer. Not fun at all!

Jessica @ Acting Adult said...

What a fun post! I think seeing how people come to your site is always so funny. What kind of answers do they expect Google to give them?

Denise said...

I snorted. Out loud.

BRILLIANT post. I'm still snickering.

Lil' Woman said...

I need to check out mine to see how people find my blog. Some of those searches are odd. :)

legallymarried said...

I love these kinds of posts - you inspire me to do one of my own! :)

People google some crazy stuff!

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

haha, your commentary, so funny! hope you're doing well!!

Nicole-Lynn said...

The google searches are hilarious! I was one of the PW chicken spaghetti recipe and Florida stalkers! :)

Natalie | The Bobby Pin said...

Now I want to go look up my crazy stuff... it is always really weird things that people want to do with bobby pins and some of them creep me out. You'd be surprised!

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